Ho-oh & Haruka

[killerwaves]

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week 1 you should have known this was coming

[townmusician]

[Ho-oh gets a picture of one of the sungems on the island, in the garbage potato quality of the u-pinion.]

is this u

lmfao

[ho_ohs]

... That's the resort's mascot. Nothing to do with me.

[townmusician]

you sure? they’re pretty cute

and you like birds enough to name yourself after one

kind of

[ho_ohs]

They're just hummingbirds with a fancier name. Nothing that exciting. Makes a good brochure.

Me? I just like thematic names.

[townmusician]

how many brochures are you even printing and sending out? do you have a marketing team or is it just two chuunis behind everything?

you must think awfully highly of yourself if you think legends are an appropriate theme

[ho_ohs]

One chuuni. I'm the marketing department. But the brochures were already here, for the most part.

And I wouldn't dream of just taking an imperial or legendary symbol. Think of it as an auspicious name, to put us under its protection.

[townmusician]

if you say so.

and "us"? you said you wanted superhuman sacrifices. you sure it's not just to protect yourself?

[ho_ohs]

I wouldn't say I want superhuman sacrifices; if this problem could be solved without dealing with all of you, that would be ideal.

Like it or not, though, we're somewhere in the same boat.