[ He has to think about it for a moment. ] Nah, but it sounds ridiculous. I think there's a swan constellation and all, but an ostrich's visual humor is so different.

[ He continues talking as he passes a rather drunk guy too tall to bump into. A little disappointing, but Soon™. Instead, he rolls up a bunch of dumpling things before he finally hits a new size threshold...

...And immediately celebrates by bumping into that dog from earlier. Welcome to the katamari. ]

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