[ He sits down of course, cross legged because what is sitting properly ever, poking the plush with one finger once he's settled. ]

For a fighting game I got... Mortal Kombat. It's your standard fighter, 'cept the specials are called fatalities which let you pull out your opponent's skull or flay them alive. There's a lot of gore, it's pretty neat.

[ He approves, as someone who is very familiar with gore. ]

The other game is called Katamari Damacy. Basically you're this little guy who's job it is to rebuild the stars, and to do that you roll things up, making a bigger and bigger ball as you go. First you can only get small things like thumbtacks, but you can work your way up to rolling up people, buildings, cities...rollin' up the people is hilarious cuz they yell the whole time!