A tornado with a wallet? We should charge them extra.
[ And he promptly gets stabbed by some lady trying to dodge yet another skateboarder with no clue. Wow. He then manages to run into a dog not a minute later. Even so, he doesn't hesitate with his answer. His love for animals still holds strong in a video game. ]
I'd pay for rewards for the dogs, so they can chase away some of the obstacles. Especially the humans who insist on just kicking their legs in the air.
[ What are they doing on the sidewalk anyway? Who knows, but it's sure been the cause of a few tornado and drive-by deaths. ]
no subject
[ And he promptly gets stabbed by some lady trying to dodge yet another skateboarder with no clue. Wow. He then manages to run into a dog not a minute later. Even so, he doesn't hesitate with his answer. His love for animals still holds strong in a video game. ]
I'd pay for rewards for the dogs, so they can chase away some of the obstacles. Especially the humans who insist on just kicking their legs in the air.
[ What are they doing on the sidewalk anyway? Who knows, but it's sure been the cause of a few tornado and drive-by deaths. ]