Oh dear! I knew you were a coward, but this takes the cake!

[Poor Merlin. Truthfully, Lobelia doesn't blame him for ollying out, but still!]

Well then, let me do you a service and allow you to take the coward's way out since you've made "life" for us here just a hair easier to endure. Hrm, let's see... Ah!

Merlin, when was the last time you lied?