[correction: do you eat out anything that isn't ass,

Ah, but what is this feeling? Depression?? To think that Vergilius is this uncultured............... Yes, this must be depression. Lobelia can think of no other word to describe it, throwing his head back and sighing.]

We'll have to change that, won't we? I can't let this stand, Vergilius! Your woefully bland diet will only make it that much harder for you to live a life of bliss, but rest assured, you can be fixed!