Non, non, non! Mon dieu, so unromantic!

[Cooking is so much more than that! Before Lobelia even begins explaining, he's thrown his arms out wide to dramatically gesticulate.]

Cooking together is one of life's simplest and purest pleasures! I would spend many a night helping Maman in the kitchen trading stories over the stovetop.

[Hm. How can he make the idea of cooking together appeal to Verg? Ah, he's got it.]

Have you never cooked together with the enfants at the orphanage? Memories are invaluable, you know, even the mundane ones.