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πš•πš˜πš‹πšŽπš•πš’πšŠ ([personal profile] conchy) wrote in [personal profile] killerwaves 2023-06-05 12:05 am (UTC)

Beelzebub.

[But before Vergilius can shoot him any nasty looks for tormenting the family dogβ€”]

But I had no intention of killing petit chien, only borrowing his assistance! His exceptionally short temper made the heart on his sleeve an easy target. I knew that if I roused his anger, he wouldn't hesitate to kill me. Ah... and he met my expectations wonderfully! He tore into the side of my neck with those terrifying dΓ©moniaque fangs and severed my carotid artery. I dead before I could so much as scream!

[No mention of the fact that he then inadvertently "killed" Beelzebub, as far as Lobelia knows, but the fact that he isn't here suggests that he somehow managed to recover from his ordeal.]

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